MAY DAY MAY DAY! ATTENTION ALL PATRIOTS! ELECTION DAY IS NEAR!

ELECTION DAY IS COMING UP FAST

TIME IS RUNNING OUT

BE SURE TO PURCHASE ITEMS FROM OUR ELECTION COLLECTION BEFORE THEY ARE GONE

WE HAVE RECENTLY ADDED SOME NEW ONES 

Okay I am done with all caps.

also

TEESUS HAS HIRED ITS FIRST SPOKESMAN/INFLUENCER/BRAND AMBASSADOR

AN UP AND COMING CONTENT CREATOR CALLED knowbody2112 WHO HAS PROMISED TO PUMP OUR SALES BIGLY WITH THE PRODUCTION OF QUALITY VIDEO CONTENT

OUR FIRST COMMERCIAL DROPS TONIGHT ON HIS YOUTUBE CHANNEL
https://www.youtube.com/@knowbody2112/videos

BE SURE TO CHECK IT OUT! 

Also, try to vote, if you want. Teesus may be dropping an official endorsement soon...we'll see.

NEW COLLECTIONS AND COMMERCIALS WILL BE COMING SOON