Teesus OFFICIAL COMPANY BLOG FOR PATRIOTS! (#1)

Holy mackerel! You actually clicked on this.

Do people still make blogs? I thought that was a bygone era at this point. 

Hey, remember web comics? Remember internet forums? Remember anonymity?

I remember when the internet was the Wild West. Now you can't even make a tweeter without providing your full name, email address, phone number, home address, driver's license scan, biometric scan, COVID vaccine, Neuralink Rectal Implant, etc. 

So anyway, this is the blog. Should I tell you about our products? Well, I think you can already see our products on the home page or through the menus. Should I talk about books or something?

Do people still read? Or do they just rot in bed and watch people dancing, performing obviously scripted "pranks," and making sure the celebrities they worship have all the right opinions about everything?

We are so screwed. 

While you're here, and while we still have a country, would you please just buy a mother-effin' shirt or something? I worked pretty dang hard on all this stuff.

Let's celebrate the collapse together. Or, heck, maybe even try to preserve this thing of ours. 

Maybe I should have used our inaugural blog post to write out a mission statement or something. Well, no time for that now. If I feel like going on some insane rant, I'll come back here and make another blog post, or get around to that mission statement...Y'all come back now!